Kick Cancer's Ass Kit!

Kick Cancer's Ass Kit!

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This isn’t for the faint-hearted... This Kick-Ass Kit has everything you need for those boring stays in the hospital, waiting rooms, and treatment centers.

The Kick Cancer's Ass Kit was designed to keep you entertained, give you a boost of energy, and put a smile on your face when shit isn't going your way.  

The perfect, practical gift to give a loved one to show them that you care and are fighting by their side.  

Included in the Kick Cancer's Ass Kit

CanPlan  :  Let’s be real - shit gets crazy between appointments, labs, testing, treatments, etc. The CanPlan has everything you need in one place to keep you organized, help you stay on top of things and Get. Sh*t. Done. This is a BRAND NEW version and includes an appointment tracker, cancer timeline, cancer diet tip sheet, chemo tip sheet, support planning, self reflection exercises, and tons more.

Dammit! Doll®  :  Oh Hell Ya! Someone else thinks like us! We’ll let this hilariously cute doll’s tag say it all: “Whenever things don’t go so well, and you want to hit the wall and yell, here’s a little Dammit Doll, that you can’t do without. Just grasp it firmly by the legs and find a place to slam it. And as you whack the stuffing out yell, “Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!”

Bluetooth Headphones  :  Sometimes hospital TV doesn’t cut it. Drown out the noise or a nosy neighbor with these bad-ass headphones. No wires required.

399 Brain Games Book  :  This mix of challenges, riddles, and brainteasers is meant to “cross-train the brain”, stimulating the formation of neurons and working six key areas of cognitive function. Not only are they good for you, they’re fun - and a great distraction during long hospital stays, chemo sessions, and recovery at home.

Peace, Love, and F*cking Happiness Coloring Book  :   Because let’s be real, a coloring book that’s both relaxing AND hilarious is that much more fun. With 35 beautiful coloring pages that bring a little snark, swearing, and cynicism to your day, this book is perfect for relieving stress and making you laugh. It’s hard to choose between the “I Hate Inspirational Quotes” page and the “I am a ray of f*cking sunshine” one, so do yourself a favor and just color them all.

Bright Ideas® Colored Pencils  :  The premium colored lead in these pencils is perfect for blending and shading and offers rich, smooth, brilliant color. Stylish and bold, these are the perfect tool for all of your coloring needs.

YumEarth® Organic Lollipops  :  Made from fruit extracts and planet-friendly ingredients, these pops are full of flavor and free of yucky chemicals, artificial dyes, and high fructose corn syrup. These are the perfect, delicious solution to the cotton mouth that often comes as a side effect of chemo.

Fidget Thing-y   Keep your hands busy and your mind wondering with this fun little contraption. Bend it, Twist it, Spin it.

Deck of Cards     Keep yourself entertained with 52 card pick up...